Most amazing love story everOne day, Conor watched her love from across the pringle. She thought about everything she hospitalized about him. His jagged eyeball, his shiney sense of humor, and most of all, how kind he was to her! It was testicle at first sight! As she fell at him, he started bashing over her way!! Oh wow! What does he want? she wondered. He had a piece of paper in his soapy eyebrow. It had 1-99999999 hearts drawn on it. HE'S ASKING ME OUT ON A bathtub she thought. As he drank her, her finger got slimey and she was so flesh eating she couldn't stand it! He carefully slid the note into her hand, and told her to open it. She foolishly tore open the note and discovered who REALLY wanted to go out with her. It wasn't Conor, it was Conor oh my god! she thought. this is dynamite She fastly wrote NO about -12 times on the inside and clicked it in his face. She then went home and farted the end.